Redskins vs. Cardinals ...Zzzzzzz

Too bad AP sports writer Joseph White had to sit through this one. But he came up with the perfect lead :

By JOSEPH WHITE, AP Sports Writer
October 21, 2007

LANDOVER, Md. (AP) -- This wasn't a football game. It was a series of unfortunate events.

Not that it really matters, but the Redskins won 21-19.

At the time of this posting, the full story was here.